A Little Update on the Status of My Life

Hello, blogland! Yes, yes, I know, I haven't actually logged in here in...a while. /blows dust gently off dark corners of blog /becomes entangled in mass of spiderwebs /screams as gigantic black spider emerges from the shadows and waggles legs threateningly in my face Ahem. Anyway. The reason I've been missing for so long is [...]